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Fox Valley Flying ClubNewsletter, September 2002 |
Humor: Blind Man
Story submitted by Evan WrightAfter conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, they hear a knock at the door. "Who is it?", calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrugged, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they opened the door. "Nice tits," said the man, "Where do you want these blinds?"
Priest's Ass
A priest wanted to raise money for the church. He was told that there was a fortune in horse racing, so he decided to purchase a horse and enter it in a race. However, at an auction, the going price for a horse was so steep that he decided to buy a donkey and race him. To his surprise, the donkey came in third. The next day the racing sheet carried the headline PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS. The priest was pleased with the donkey and entered it in another race. This time it won. The paper reported PRIEST'S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the priest not to enter the donkey in any more races. The newspaper read BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS. This was just too much for the bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid of the donkey. The priest gave the donkey to a nun at a nearby covent, and the headline read NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to dispose of the donkey. She sold it to a farmer for ten dollars, and the paper duly recorded NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS. They buried the bishop the next day.
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